Sooooooper
(👨) Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from room) Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife & she says she will jump from your hotel window.
(💂) Manager : Sir, I am sorry, but this is your personal Issue.
(👨) Husband : Abey Saale ! The window is not opening. This is a maintenance issue
ωσмєη ωιll вє ωσмєη... 😍
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.💔
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?"💀
God said, "No, you have another 34 years to live."
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Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color 💅 💇 👩
Finally she was released from the hospital.💃
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.🚚
Arriving in front of God, she asked, 😱
"You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn't you save me from the truck?"😣
(You'll love this)
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God replied:😉 😜
"I couldn't recognize you!"
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